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levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

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theuppitynegras:

I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

somebody gets it.

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"Didn’t you know your daddy’s the best shot in this county?"

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We Potterheads aren’t kidding when we are saying she’s the queen

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hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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direwolfrose:

GET TO KNOW ME: [3/5] movies The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)

Once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen. May your wisdom grace us till the stars rain down from the heavens.

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shlokiam:

Never not going to reblog this

THIS. ALWAYS THIS.

bless his perfect soul

I know that not everyone is a fan of John Green, but this is a wonderful illustration of something that we keep having to talk about. 

You don’t owe anyone sex. Ever. And if your partner isn’t okay with that, they are an asshat. See, the venn diagram proves it. 

You all deserve partners who respect your boundaries and are more interested in your consent than in their sex drive. 

-Kiowa

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"No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs."

President Barack Obama

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RELIGIOUS FREEDOM DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN FORCE OTHERS TO LIVE BY YOUR OWN BELIEFS —THANKYOU: BBams.

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